Monday, January 30, 2012

Cien Bitches

Got 100 followers u mad?

Abraham Lincoln laser beams with a fucking bear

The Winar

Well, The number was 56 and the winner is . . . .

Kristjan






He contacted his spirit guide or used calculus or something and figured it out.
I actually think maybe he is "The One" and can see the Matrix.
Anyway good job bro.

+20 internetz

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Game Tiem

Roughly speaking, about how many times per day do you masturbate?

Monday, January 23, 2012

Attack

I was brutally accosted by a zombie last night. I have no recollection of the event, due to the traumatic nature of it I'm sure, but had the horrid details recounted to me by an eyewitness and have no reason to doubt their validity.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Hmmm

Ok, understand this is coming from one cynical ass bastard, if you ask me for advice 9 times out of 10 my response will be "quit being such a faggot." That being said, if someone thinks that you are anything less than the shit, they are not worth your time. Move on and let them figure it out the hard way. /end transmission

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Or Is That Wrong Of Me To Ask?

So the ex texted me last night asking to cuddle. Actually, she texted me earlier during the day asking if I could give her a ride to the airport tomorrow (which would be today) and I said I would (I did). But she also texted me later that night saying she wanted to cuddle.

Monday, January 9, 2012

An Urgent Message

Been busy as Fuck with school. Threw something together really fast for the sake of staying relevant.

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Saturday, January 7, 2012

What country do you live in?

Quick question, in which country did you have your first homosexual experience?

Animu Update

The results of Animu

Well she has logged in since I sent the message. It's been plenty of time for her to respond and she hasn't so I'm guessing she's not going to. I'm not really surprised. She seems like the type to be too polite to insult someone. Probably just easier for her to ignore it. In the off chance I'm wrong I'll post the results.

Animu

Ok I'm not feeling very funny right now so I went with an easy one. The next few posts of mine will be serious ones. After that I'll get back to the funny shit. I do have some pretty epic lulz in store that I'm working on, but like I said just not feeling it right now, but I will deliver. Anyway, here is the lucky lady. Maybe we can find a connection...

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Update on RAGE!!!!!

This is an update on the post RAGE!!! in case you haven't read it already

So I was staring at the computer screen trying to hype myself into getting her facebook and planning a way to go about it when she hit me up on the instant messenger. I then panicked/ bitched out because I was caught off gaurd not expecting her to initiate contact and said the only thing I could think of


Monday, January 2, 2012

RAGE!!!!!


Some Reggaeton Beats

Some cluby reggaeton type beats I thought I'd share.
These are some of my firsts attempts at making this type of music so they might be a little rough. Haven't quite gotten the hang of it yet.

Por La Noche by Bonafide Jones

Todas las cosas by Bonafide Jones

No Bailas by Bonafide Jones

My friend has recently started promoting a reggaeton dance night for a club here in town so we might throw a few tracks together and play them if we can come up with something good. Shit would be cash to see people dancing to our stuff.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

FFFFUUUUUU

Kinda sad. Wish we could work out.

Truth is she's a terrible girlfriend. Incredibly selfish.

I just can't keep putting in more than I get out.

Pic related, it reminds me of the good times